‘ello, loves. I am 'aving some Black tea as I write this to yous. What are yous drinking?
Jess asked me to stop by today and talk to
yous. I was only too ‘appy to do it. Yous see she and Meri are off trying to get Book 2 out for the lot of yous. For
those of yous who don’t know me, I work for the Drakes.
I’m from a little city just outside of Liverpool, which is
part of England. Yous may ‘ave ‘eard of that city if yous are a fan of the
Beatles. They came from me parts. Me father was a Draco Protector and a friend
of Mr. Emery Drake. When ‘e died, ‘e left a lot of debt for me mum. We
struggled to get by until Mr. Drake offered me to come look after ‘is two young
tykes.
England is such a brilliant country and ‘as many different
dialects, just as the United States ‘as a Southern accent, Brooklyn accent,
Boston accent, etc. Me accent is known as Scouse, which make me a Scouser.
Please do not mistake me as a Scot or Irish, just as you wouldn’t call
either of them English. Obviously, I’ve been living in the States for over
twenty years now and ‘ave adapted some things, but clearly I don’t speak like
most Americans.